“Protect your purpose. Everybody ain’t meant to sit at your table.”

UNCLE LUMP
Tough Love Hooded Tee

Tough Love Hooded Tee

$40.00
$40.00
Tough Love Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Tough Love Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

$35.00
$35.00
Tough Love Unisex t-shirt

Tough Love Unisex t-shirt

$15.00
$15.00
Tough Love Ladies’ White Tank

Tough Love Ladies’ White Tank

$30.00
$30.00

“Always stand up for your kids, all they have is you. I will not play when it comes to mine."

UNCLE LUMP

"Keeping It Real"

Meet Uncle Lump...

Uncle Lump isn’t just a standout from The Real Housewives of Potomac — he’s the grounding force in Ashley Darby’s life. After her father left, he stepped in as the father figure she needed, offering guidance, protection, and real-talk wisdom.

His honesty, humor, and genuine care have made him a fan favorite, known for giving heartfelt, no-nonsense advice on family, relationships, and life.